AT LAST THE EPITOME OF MY FRUSTRATIONS
Darren is so fucking rich… I shouldn’t have to pay for anything ever again.
— Joe Walker, while slightly drunk after the SPACE Tour (via introspection-luck-and-talent)
do you ever get an overwHELMING RUSH OF POSITIVE FEELINGS TOWARD SOMEONE FOR NO REASON??? LIKE THEY DON’T DO ANYthING BUT YOU JUST SUDDENLY REALIzE HOW MUCh yoU LOVE THEM AND YOU CANT HOLD IT BACK???????????? i gotTA TELl yoU HOW MUch I ADORE AND ADMIRE YOU AND U CAnT STOP ME
i’m done with romance and boys and girls and anything that will like idk break my heart again i’m just going to become a cucumber
I read Mom’s diary, and I have three possible fathers.
If you play with my hair super gently ill probably fall in love with you
i wish everyone i hated would turn into fries so i could eat them